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No not a ball entry. :)

But I had to write this following conversation down:
R: These are peas. You know, small, round, green.
Me: Really? I thought peas were purple.
R: They are. After you've sufficiently strangled them for some time.
Me: .....
R: Actually, how do you strangle peas? *uses two index fingertips to mime strangling a pea with a look of intense concentration on her face*

R: Are you trying to tell me something?
Me: Yes in a very complicated performance dance. Content will be revealed later.

Me: I take zeee skann.
R: How do you want to take the sun? Nevermind. *sings* I taaaakkeeee zeee suuuunn, lalala, I taaaaakeeeee zeee suuun.
Me: LMAO. I can't hold the tea pot at the same time as laughing.

Me: What is 'Kanne' (tea pot) in English?
R: Tea can?
Me: I wanted to say the same thing! LOL
R: Our english teacher would have killed us. LOL

Upon seeing this entry R exlaims (while throwing her arms in the air in a celebratory fashion): Hurray, Eva is here!

Grraa was also uttered today. Don't ask.

Me: Yes.
R: No.
Me: Yes.
R: No.
Me: Yes.
R: NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Me: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
R:.....
Me: YES. YES. YES. I won!
R: No, you didn't win! I was just breathing!
Me: Who cares about breathing! You were breathing for too long! I WON! *does celebratory dance*

Huiiiii. Schmeva. Foodsies.

Me: She's the husband of the blond guy.
R: She's the HUSBAND of the blond GUY?! LMAO
Me: LOL. What did you put into those peas? Drugs?
R: They are drug peas!
Me: I knew it was weird they were purple. Strangled, my ass.

R: Don't put your hair into the tea! Haven't I told you not to mix drug peas and hair tea?!

R talking to her PC: "Goood boooy. Very Goood Boooy. *pats*"

R kicks Me (on purpose of course). R: "Sorry."
Me: "It's ok I'm used to violence from you."
R: ....me?
Me: You're not looking innocent. You're looking crazy.
R: Dammit! I keep confusing those two.

Me's bf on msn: Hey.
Me: I kidnapped R's MSN. :D
BF: Ok
Me: HELP; SAVE ME; SHE HAS A FLYING PIG!!!
Bf: LOL
BF: ?

R's PC is slow. We forgot half of the funny stuff until we go to edit the entry. :(

R: You did.
Me: No you did!
R: No Judith! Hehehe, Judith comes from you did (same pronounciation in german).
....
R: I'm going to call you Judith now. :D

Soo my new name is Judith.

Photographic proof of how mean my bf is (he pulled a prank on us!) and the flying pig comes tomorrow cause microsoft won't cooperate and we need to go to sleep. :)
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