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motylik ([personal profile] motylik) wrote2009-02-16 07:37 pm

Live report from BFF's house

No not a ball entry. :)

But I had to write this following conversation down:
R: These are peas. You know, small, round, green.
Me: Really? I thought peas were purple.
R: They are. After you've sufficiently strangled them for some time.
Me: .....
R: Actually, how do you strangle peas? *uses two index fingertips to mime strangling a pea with a look of intense concentration on her face*

R: Are you trying to tell me something?
Me: Yes in a very complicated performance dance. Content will be revealed later.

Me: I take zeee skann.
R: How do you want to take the sun? Nevermind. *sings* I taaaakkeeee zeee suuuunn, lalala, I taaaaakeeeee zeee suuun.
Me: LMAO. I can't hold the tea pot at the same time as laughing.

Me: What is 'Kanne' (tea pot) in English?
R: Tea can?
Me: I wanted to say the same thing! LOL
R: Our english teacher would have killed us. LOL

Upon seeing this entry R exlaims (while throwing her arms in the air in a celebratory fashion): Hurray, Eva is here!

Grraa was also uttered today. Don't ask.

Me: Yes.
R: No.
Me: Yes.
R: No.
Me: Yes.
R: NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Me: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
R:.....
Me: YES. YES. YES. I won!
R: No, you didn't win! I was just breathing!
Me: Who cares about breathing! You were breathing for too long! I WON! *does celebratory dance*

Huiiiii. Schmeva. Foodsies.

Me: She's the husband of the blond guy.
R: She's the HUSBAND of the blond GUY?! LMAO
Me: LOL. What did you put into those peas? Drugs?
R: They are drug peas!
Me: I knew it was weird they were purple. Strangled, my ass.

R: Don't put your hair into the tea! Haven't I told you not to mix drug peas and hair tea?!

R talking to her PC: "Goood boooy. Very Goood Boooy. *pats*"

R kicks Me (on purpose of course). R: "Sorry."
Me: "It's ok I'm used to violence from you."
R: ....me?
Me: You're not looking innocent. You're looking crazy.
R: Dammit! I keep confusing those two.

Me's bf on msn: Hey.
Me: I kidnapped R's MSN. :D
BF: Ok
Me: HELP; SAVE ME; SHE HAS A FLYING PIG!!!
Bf: LOL
BF: ?

R's PC is slow. We forgot half of the funny stuff until we go to edit the entry. :(

R: You did.
Me: No you did!
R: No Judith! Hehehe, Judith comes from you did (same pronounciation in german).
....
R: I'm going to call you Judith now. :D

Soo my new name is Judith.

Photographic proof of how mean my bf is (he pulled a prank on us!) and the flying pig comes tomorrow cause microsoft won't cooperate and we need to go to sleep. :)
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[identity profile] pasadora.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
lol, tolle convos! :P

[identity profile] motylik.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Danke. :) Wir sind auf jeden Fall amused. Es wird auf jeden Fall noch upgedated. :)

[identity profile] hidelawaylmae.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww. BFFs are awesome! This entry makes me miss mine. *off to call Nik*

[identity profile] motylik.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
BFFs are awesome. :D We kept adding to the entry. :) And pics and stuff is still missing. LOL

[identity profile] spookyspoo.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
hahah i always end up calling females the "husbands" of the guy. idk why though :/
wow, though, you almost sound like me and tressie. we come up with the craziest, most random stuff you could think off.
strangling peas hahah? and i definitley do interperative dances all the time to her if im too lazy to talk or bored :)

[identity profile] motylik.livejournal.com 2009-02-19 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Heee. LOL me too. I don't know either why *shurgs*
Heeee, yeah, that's me and Romy. We are awefully crazy, especially if together for more than five minutes. LOL no idea how we survived High School.
Yes, strangling peas. It's fun! You should try it sometime. :D Made me think of your doormats/rugs discussion. LOL. Interpretative dances are awesome. :D I love them. :)

[identity profile] spookyspoo.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
you should have seen tress and me after being seperated for two whole weeks. we just about mauled each other and she jumped out of the car while it was still going pretty fast.
that is why tress and i wont go to the same high school hahah. she goes to shrine and i go to smcc. but we shadow each other when only one school has a day off, so everyone at shrine knows me and everyone at cc knows her. theyve heard crazy stories and are definitley glad we're not at the same school.
hmm and how would one go about strangling peas? this is need-to-know information right here. doormats/rugs will go down into history apparently. i found my aunts talking about it on fb lmao. apparently rugs can also give birth to carpet samples. but doormats are better.
i need to video my pink panther or my chicken interpretative dances. then youd neeevveerr want to speak to me again lmao

[identity profile] motylik.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeeee. LOL. Well we are calmer about seeing each other again, but we do keep cracking each other up with nuts things. It was the worst at school when we sat next to each other. LOL
Well you press the tips of your fingers against the pea, but not too hard. That is how you strangle peas. :D A la Romy that is. :D LMAO. Doormats/rugs is legendary then. LOL. carpet samples? LMAO. Doormats are funnier though. I would have thought carpet samples were children of doormats and carpets....
Yes, you do. And I need to see them. :D And I will totally speak you to you after that. I might even build you a shrine for your awesomness. :D

[identity profile] spookyspoo.livejournal.com 2009-02-21 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
we can just look at each other and burst out laughing, its bizarre. but you two had to go to school together...i can only imagine...
ahahah poor peas :( they didnt know what was coming to them. doormats are definitley funnier. that makes sense too, actually. what have we started with that conversation!?! annie and i are not allowed to talk anymore.
i dont know about that...you may speak too soon. it gets pretty bad hahah.

[identity profile] motylik.livejournal.com 2009-02-21 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
LOL We are the same way. It's hilarious. It just takes one look from here and I'm laughing for hours and can't stop. LOL. We met at school actually. :D I think our teachers were a bit scared of us. :D
LOL, yes, she was very mean to the peas. Don#t know what they did to her that she had to strangle them. :D LOL that conversation was absolutely brilliant. Heee, it still amuses me greatly. You and Annie absolutely need to talk again. And tape your talks or record them or whatever. The world needs to be a part of your awesomeness. ;)
LOL, I never speak too soon. :) You say bad, I hear epic. LOL

[identity profile] spookyspoo.livejournal.com 2009-02-24 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
oh my gosh, the day after we bought jedidiah the fish, we were going up to ask the guy about fish food and she gets all the way to him, looks at me really quick and then looks at him and starts cracking up. it was the funniest thing ever because the guy was just standing there like "wtf....."
peas are yummy :D trust me, there are many more conversations like that that turned out very strange. well her father already told us we cant talk when we're around him hahah. i dont think the world can handle us, though.
im not so sure haha, you've never seen me in complete action. have you seen the last videos i posted a while back? emogotchi? yeah. that's us being tame.

[identity profile] motylik.livejournal.com 2009-02-24 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO. Yes I know that situation well. It happened to us when we went to ask a teacher about somethign. Don't even remember what. We just burst into laughter when we saw her. She thought we were pranking her or being crazy...or both. LOL
Yes, they are yummy. Awwww, he did? Has he no sense of humour? :D I think the world can handle you two just fine. I can at least (since I'm similarly crazy LOL)
Believe me, if I can deal with my best friends at their most crazy (which is funnily enough most of the time when they are drunk) I can tell that I'll be fine with you in complete action too. I haven't, but I'll go back and look. Vids are tricky for me to view, cause I have to have my headphones close and be at home, since I have no sound on my work comp and my comp is next to the TV that my parents watch.

[identity profile] spookyspoo.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
oh well we're definitley crazy, but no one really realizes it until its too late.
no he definitley does, but we give him a headache hahah. you have to remember, he put up with me for two years (ages 4-5 i believe) and even back then annie and i were baddddddd. i was definitley her mini-me. and i dont know about that, the last time we were in the same room we both laughed and the lights went out seconds later, seriously. and yeah, maybe you, but the sane world? definitley not.
hahah i dont doubt that either. and ahh ok. but if you do watch it, that is definitley us being very, very, very calm and sane. lauren and i ended up standing on top of swivel chairs spinning each other in circles until we fell off that night, and that was only midnight. it progressivly got worse.

[identity profile] motylik.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Everybody always underestimates my crazyness. Apparently I look cute and innocent. LOL
LOL, headaches are cool when they stem from awesomness. :D LOL, so you are her clone? You turned the lights out? LOL Are you implying I'm not sane? :P
I'll watch it soon, I promise. Although I can't imagine you being calm or sane. LOL. LMAO. Swivel chairs are awesome. :) Heee, it always gets worse after midnight. :)

[identity profile] spookyspoo.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
oh yeah, that has got to home in handy :D i cant get away w/ anything anymore.
thats what we told him, at least *basically*. there was also something about him being stuck with us until his suspicious death.
yeah, according to 98% of my family we're exactly alike, especially in person when we're together.
ummmmm no i would not be ;) not at all.
thats the point, we are definitley NOT calm and sane in the video hahah, but thats lauren and me and our calmest. especially my old one that didnt have a back. it was like a swivel stool. we got into a bit of trouble that night.

[identity profile] motylik.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It does come in incredibly handy. :D I can get away with a lot of stuff! My puppy dog eyes work wonders. :D
Heeeee. Lmao. I'm sure he loves the both of you. :D
Awww, that's cool that you are like twins. :) Seems to mean I would get along with her too. LOL But having both of you at the same place and same time has to be quiet exhausting after a while. ;) But entertaining. :D
Heee, why do I not believe you? :P
Haha, awesome swivel stool then. What kind of trouble?

[identity profile] spookyspoo.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
ughh thats so unfair. thats why i have little cousins do my bidding :D
yeah, maybe. except when he denies my existance lmao :/
so we've been told...hahah. on both counts.
do you ever? really? hahah i didnt think so, why should this be any different?
umm we sort of got yelled at by darryl, because my dog thought lauren was hurting me and he was barking at her and it was later at night and he got mad.

[identity profile] motylik.livejournal.com 2009-03-12 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Heee, I don't have little cousins (or they live far away). So in the end it's fair. :P
He denies your existence? I don't believe that. :)
LOL, I can imagine. Since I'm always right, it figures that other people say the same things I do. *nods*
Haha, unfortunately I do. I'm really naive. :/ I believe anything. Not even a lawyer helps there.
That is not really bad trouble. Getting yelled at for being loud happens waaaay too often. Especially since it was your dog, it wasn't even your fault! :D