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No not a ball entry. :)

But I had to write this following conversation down:
R: These are peas. You know, small, round, green.
Me: Really? I thought peas were purple.
R: They are. After you've sufficiently strangled them for some time.
Me: .....
R: Actually, how do you strangle peas? *uses two index fingertips to mime strangling a pea with a look of intense concentration on her face*

R: Are you trying to tell me something?
Me: Yes in a very complicated performance dance. Content will be revealed later.

Me: I take zeee skann.
R: How do you want to take the sun? Nevermind. *sings* I taaaakkeeee zeee suuuunn, lalala, I taaaaakeeeee zeee suuun.
Me: LMAO. I can't hold the tea pot at the same time as laughing.

Me: What is 'Kanne' (tea pot) in English?
R: Tea can?
Me: I wanted to say the same thing! LOL
R: Our english teacher would have killed us. LOL

Upon seeing this entry R exlaims (while throwing her arms in the air in a celebratory fashion): Hurray, Eva is here!

Grraa was also uttered today. Don't ask.

Me: Yes.
R: No.
Me: Yes.
R: No.
Me: Yes.
R: NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Me: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Me: YES. YES. YES. I won!
R: No, you didn't win! I was just breathing!
Me: Who cares about breathing! You were breathing for too long! I WON! *does celebratory dance*

Huiiiii. Schmeva. Foodsies.

Me: She's the husband of the blond guy.
R: She's the HUSBAND of the blond GUY?! LMAO
Me: LOL. What did you put into those peas? Drugs?
R: They are drug peas!
Me: I knew it was weird they were purple. Strangled, my ass.

R: Don't put your hair into the tea! Haven't I told you not to mix drug peas and hair tea?!

R talking to her PC: "Goood boooy. Very Goood Boooy. *pats*"

R kicks Me (on purpose of course). R: "Sorry."
Me: "It's ok I'm used to violence from you."
Me: You're not looking innocent. You're looking crazy.
R: Dammit! I keep confusing those two.

Me's bf on msn: Hey.
Me: I kidnapped R's MSN. :D
BF: Ok
BF: ?

R's PC is slow. We forgot half of the funny stuff until we go to edit the entry. :(

R: You did.
Me: No you did!
R: No Judith! Hehehe, Judith comes from you did (same pronounciation in german).
R: I'm going to call you Judith now. :D

Soo my new name is Judith.

Photographic proof of how mean my bf is (he pulled a prank on us!) and the flying pig comes tomorrow cause microsoft won't cooperate and we need to go to sleep. :)

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Date: 2009-02-25 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Everybody always underestimates my crazyness. Apparently I look cute and innocent. LOL
LOL, headaches are cool when they stem from awesomness. :D LOL, so you are her clone? You turned the lights out? LOL Are you implying I'm not sane? :P
I'll watch it soon, I promise. Although I can't imagine you being calm or sane. LOL. LMAO. Swivel chairs are awesome. :) Heee, it always gets worse after midnight. :)

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Date: 2009-03-02 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
oh yeah, that has got to home in handy :D i cant get away w/ anything anymore.
thats what we told him, at least *basically*. there was also something about him being stuck with us until his suspicious death.
yeah, according to 98% of my family we're exactly alike, especially in person when we're together.
ummmmm no i would not be ;) not at all.
thats the point, we are definitley NOT calm and sane in the video hahah, but thats lauren and me and our calmest. especially my old one that didnt have a back. it was like a swivel stool. we got into a bit of trouble that night.

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Date: 2009-03-03 12:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It does come in incredibly handy. :D I can get away with a lot of stuff! My puppy dog eyes work wonders. :D
Heeeee. Lmao. I'm sure he loves the both of you. :D
Awww, that's cool that you are like twins. :) Seems to mean I would get along with her too. LOL But having both of you at the same place and same time has to be quiet exhausting after a while. ;) But entertaining. :D
Heee, why do I not believe you? :P
Haha, awesome swivel stool then. What kind of trouble?

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Date: 2009-03-10 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
ughh thats so unfair. thats why i have little cousins do my bidding :D
yeah, maybe. except when he denies my existance lmao :/
so we've been told...hahah. on both counts.
do you ever? really? hahah i didnt think so, why should this be any different?
umm we sort of got yelled at by darryl, because my dog thought lauren was hurting me and he was barking at her and it was later at night and he got mad.

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Date: 2009-03-12 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Heee, I don't have little cousins (or they live far away). So in the end it's fair. :P
He denies your existence? I don't believe that. :)
LOL, I can imagine. Since I'm always right, it figures that other people say the same things I do. *nods*
Haha, unfortunately I do. I'm really naive. :/ I believe anything. Not even a lawyer helps there.
That is not really bad trouble. Getting yelled at for being loud happens waaaay too often. Especially since it was your dog, it wasn't even your fault! :D


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